I sort of broke myself last night, after a hilarious hardcore going out club/bar extravaganza with Philippe. It was worth it.
Upon waking I discovered;
I gave myself a black eye and massive face bruise from giving up on that battle known as walking. The injuries are from drunkenly collapsing on the side of a door frame. It seemed stabilizing at the time, but lo and behold, I forgot that when drunk there's no such thing as swooping gracefully into a bracing door move.
It evolved more into a 'let's throw ourselves at hard, pointy objects.' I ate our apartment's shining-esque carpet. I almost made it too, I believe I laid in the hallway for ten or so minutes 2 meters from our door.
I dislocated/sprained my thumb on my left hand. Only fun part of that? Realized I am way more ambidextrous than I thought.
Due to enthusiastic but nonetheless no-lube anal sex, I broke my butt.
I probably shouldn't write the above, but I feel it's the most charming injury of the 3. Maybe I have a strange idea about the term charming, but my butt's broken and I think I'm still mildly drunk.
(this blog is in dire need of actual substance)
(and thailand photos)
(and the color orange)
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Saturday, September 12, 2009 | |
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1 comments:
OMG I love this post. And I love that I just posted something similar about drinking.
>> http://abzdragon3.blogspot.com/2009/09/you-know-it-was-good-night-when.html
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